Carl was born in the rust belt to a middle class working family. He had higher aspirations for life but soon realized that nobody was hiring physicists and the Ricci tensor sucked. One day Carl found a pair of sunglasses in an abandoned church soup kitchen that let him see the monsters*. Eventually he decided that he had to speak out. Carl lives in the midwest where it’s always too hot and muggy or too damn cold. He lives with his wife and more animals than he can count on his hands and toes. He enjoys cooking, doing math problems for fun, reading about science and writing bios in the third person.
* That’s actually the plot of They Live.
Sasha Pixlee is a hipster lady fat lib San Francisco homo mangina who is only espousing intersectional feminism to try and get laid
Andrew is a graduate of DePaul University in Chicago, Illinois, with degrees in philosophy and the history of art and architecture. In my academics I focus particularly in ethics, aesthetics, feminism, critical race theory, and politics, and completed a thesis recently on anarchism and apathy. He is also the co-founder of the DePaul Alliance for Free Thought, the university’s Secular Student Alliance and Center for Inquiry on Campus affiliate, for which he served on the executive board for all four years he was at DePaul, and as President for the latter two.
Josh is the Official SpokesGay solely authorized to speak on behalf of Teh Ghey. He speaks for all Ghey and does things in their name, silencing their autonomy and freezing their peach.
Turn ons: Hellmann’s Mayonnaise, air conditioning, snark.
Turn offs: Long walks on the beach, Miracle Whip, “nice” people.